“We wouldn’t bother. We like hanging out with each other.” <3<3<3
“Drinkin’ eggnog instead of beer.”
With a heart the size of Texas.
I’ll be the bitch and you’ll be the bastard.
I am seriously about to die.
ah fuck now it’s turning into the whole album.
i hope my neighbors enjoy this one-beer inspired rendition of trailer for rent (the greatest pistol annies’ song ever) by yours truly live from her echoey apartment kitchen.