“Drinkin’ eggnog instead of beer.”
(Source: miranda-leigh-lambert, via pistol-from-the-lonestar-state)
With a heart the size of Texas.
I’ll be the bitch and you’ll be the bastard.
ah fuck now it’s turning into the whole album.
i hope my neighbors enjoy this one-beer inspired rendition of trailer for rent (the greatest pistol annies’ song ever) by yours truly live from her echoey apartment kitchen.


